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St. Patrick's Day

A day to commemorate that famous Briton who was born in Banna Venta Berniae, Cumbria, England.
Yet another Englishman who attempted to civilize the Irish.
It's wonderful to think that St. Patrick's Day is spent celebrating another famous Englishman.
by soreofhing August 10, 2009
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President's Day

Definition:
A holiday in the United States made to celebrate our past presidents. (Including George W. Bush and Nixon)

History:
When the United States of America won the Revolutionary War in 1783 the People wanted George Washington to be King, but he just wanted to sit on his ass at his luxury estate in Virginia. So instead the People had to settle with him being President, and in their sadness the People decided to hold a birthday party every year for Washington. Politicians later in the 1990s the idiots who invented Political Correctness changed the name from Our King's Birthday to President's Day, and decided that would be a good reason to have 50% off sweaters at JC Penny's.
"Back in my day we walked barefoot through the snow to school. Uphill both ways! And President's Day didn't exist! We celebrated King George Washington's Birthday!"

"Don't miss our semi-annual President's Day Sale. All sweaters: 50% off!"
by RobertOldhead December 18, 2008
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Jenny Craig's Day Off

I term used to describe a sighting of a fat hogg or othewise obese bitch.
Dick: Whoah, did you see that fat whore?
Tom: I sure did!
Harry: Yeah, it must've been Jenny Craig's Day Off.
by Time4SumAksion June 11, 2006
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St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Have some girls get on their knees in a line. Proceed to take your pants off and bunny hop down the line, slapping the girls across the cheek with your cock.
Girls get down, I am about to perform the St. Valentine's Day Massacre
by studmuffin March 7, 2005
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S day

S day, otherwise known as an Suicide day is a day when u give up, depends on people mood, sometimes it can be today sometimes tomorrow sometimes never.
Known Moto is "I think my s day is coming" "My s day soon" "S day is the best day" and etc.
by dr.alexei March 12, 2023
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Macy's Day Parade Reverse Bidet Soufflé

The delicately balanced art of getting a good ole fashioned mouthy while the female is taking a dump (a reverse blumpkin) while using a bidet to clean her bhole.
They japanese local was pleased to hand out many macy's day parade reverse bidet soufflés for the simple price of some eggs tyrone.
by @Ericfordays September 3, 2012
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Valentine's day

"dude it's Valentine's day"
" Maybe Haley will let you hit it from the back((;;"
by Sugarrrdaddyypimpz February 14, 2017
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