Crunchies

Basically the "Munchies" as a result of smoking marijuana but, instead, as a result of smoking cigarettes.

Guy 1: Man, I got the crunchies from smoking that cig in the car....
Guy 2: Yeah, I'm starving....

by KaiserX July 22, 2015

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The act of demonstrating physical superiority over another person by bringing that person's feet to shoulders in a forward motion, bending that person at the waist - or in a reverse scrunchulation by bring feet to shoulders in a back bend move. A schrunchulated person will resemble a scrunchie; when this happens you can demand that that person "tap out" to be released.

Alex scrunchulated Lauren after she refused to do push-ups at practice. Lauren broke free of the schrunchulation. Lauren must do a lot of push-ups when Alex isn't watching.

by ajruns June 2, 2016

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Scrunchy

When ones undergarments are hiked up so far so that the genitalia are exposed to minor asphyxiation.

Friend: Shit i got a nasty scrunchy goin' on.
Other Friend: Just asjust your underwear.

by Jusus Crust March 24, 2017

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crunchies

Slang:

Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.

Example 1:
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.

Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.

Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!

Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.

by Fractious1 November 30, 2017

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