Quantum Sleep

The involuntary time travel into the future immediately after slightly waking up and drifting into sleep again. Quantum Sleep is triggered by a later-to-be-regretted thought or phrase "let me sleep five more minutes". Quantum Sleep transports you through an hour in what seemed like two minutes. The result is lateness and thus alters the events of the day. Derived from Quantum Leap.

Before: Let me catch five more minutes of sleep.

...Quantum Sleep...

After: Shit! fucking hell, I am hectically late.

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by Baniroquai Rewo November 21, 2010

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street sleeper

A vehicle that has been mechanically tuned for performance, but looks visually very similar to (or the same as) the original vehicle.
Street sleepers are intended to surprise race challengers who underestimate their performance.

"damn, that must have been a street sleeper, there's no other way it could have beat me!"

by I AM Mr Smith July 23, 2012

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Sandy Sleeper

Finding a homeless person sleeping in a public area, and shoving your asshole full of sand and rocks and taking laxatives an hour before. Then giving yourself an enema and shitting all over the hobo's face with sandy, rocky, bloody shit.

"Dude that guy got a sandy sleeper!"
"Aw gross!"

by The Ninja Shitter November 13, 2011

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pre-sleep

A late-night accidental nap in a chair or on a sofa, in which immediately upon waking up one goes to bed for the night.

I guess I dozed off into a pre-sleep while watching tv. I was really disoriented when I woke up from that, but then had like seven hours of amazing sleep.

by maxkeepsitreal1 October 4, 2013

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