Rubber Cactus

The act of putting a condom on a cactus then inserting it anally.

Hey im going to go home and give my self a rubber cactus.

by niggertrigger May 30, 2013

Rubber Ho

A chick that gets laid so often she always has a bunch of rubbers stashed in her bag.

I was about to bang this {skank} last night and realized I didn't have any condoms. Luckily I was with a Rubber Ho who had a bunch in her bag!

by Breezly June 03, 2010

rubber glass

glass in the form of rubber so clear the birds on the windex comercial won't know the difference

Look at the rubber glass it's so clear you would never know it's not real glass.

by Cat-man-do May 19, 2010

Rubber Duck

A wank with rubber gloves on

After my wife had done the washing up I took a rubber glove and went for a rubber duck

by Crackingopenacoldonewththeboys June 09, 2017

rubber duckey

Another word for a condom. Can also be the act of sex-making itself.

Yo, dude, I need a rubber duckey big time!

by WiseOldGrunt July 12, 2009

rubber rocket

when a woman sticks a dildo in her pussy and queefs.....the dildo shoots out

the rubber rocket almost shot me in the face hunny and man does something smell like fish?

by eric the feric seiler March 31, 2005

Rubber Ducker

A substitute for the "m-f" word, as used on the radio or television. Synonyms: Mothatrucker, Monkeysucker, Master Fighter, Melonfarmer, Feather Plucker. Could be useful while singing Obie Trice's "Adrenaline Rush."

"Get live, rubber ducker, when I speak, rubber ducker, out your seats, rubber ducker, I'ma reach rubber duckers..."

by WMT August 02, 2003