retail bulimia

A condition in which a person shops incessantly, making extravagent purchases for the pure joy of the acquisition experience, but then returns everything the next day.

"I don't know what came over me - when I was in Nieman Marcus, I just had to have that $400 Versace bag, but once I got it home, I felt so guilty, and it seemed so ugly that I returned it. After that, I felt great - cleaner somehow. I'm afraid I might have retail bulimia."

by AKEllen September 15, 2007

retail row

Retail is a place on fortnite and a good place to drop yano

Hey you wanna drop retail row?

by FortniteBRKing June 11, 2018

Retard showdown

At lunch when two autistic kids stare down eachother from across the table and grunt and spazz out at the same time.

Roman: see those kids? Bout to have a retard showdown

by DopeRedHead420699/11 September 24, 2019

Retard

People who add names to urban dictionary.

people who add names to urban dictionary are total retards. nobody gives a shit about what you think of some random person. just stop.

by StrightOuttaTheTrashCan January 27, 2021

cock retainer

The device, a.k.a. underwear, that retains the cock

At the club my cock retainer prevented a full boner.

by READAAR March 21, 2006

Copycat retard

A group of people or an individual that is so mentally retarded that they cannot think for themselves, so has to copy catchphraises or mimic certain hand gestures such as clicking fingers off a fellow slightly smarter retard of the group.

simon and ryan are so retarded they copy adam in every way possible this is from a simple click of the fingers to repeating everything that he has just said in a previous sentance, from now on people like these are called copycat retards.

by kev schmit March 9, 2008

Optical Retard

One who's eyes make him/her look retarded regardess if they are or not.

Bill: Did you see that optical retard?

Pete: Yeah. That is one fucked up pair of peepers.

by xenite October 6, 2008