Redium

Redium

& how would you like ur steak, sir...rare, medium, well done?
I'd like my meat...redium...not blood rare, & not pink medium...redium; the little known & asked 4 temp...nestled cleverly between rare \ medium

by zig the pig September 6, 2018

retruns

More advanced return, used by professionals only, unlike Matej!

It retruns the most amazing stuff!

by baklazan1 November 13, 2018

Retirement Project

A euphemism for a pipe dream/non realistic goal

Ron wanted to play for the NBA however, due to being 4 foot 8 it was a retirement project since the NBA needed tall players.

by fartso55 November 22, 2018

Retismophrenia

When someone is retarded, autistic, has schizophrenia. Also asks stupid questions and make comments that are racist by accident.

Look at him he has Retismophrenia. When they try to talk to someone they think to themselves "Oh god it's him" sometimes you want to punch them but you know you can't.

by AndreasHasJamesCharlesHair911 February 13, 2019

retina fatigue

Where just **looking** at a task makes you tired, before you even attempt to actually exert any physical effort to perform said task.

During an after-school visit with my teenage "horse girl" chum, she had unwisely played afternoon-volleyball with her fellow high-school-girl students at the gym, even though she had a whole trailer-load of hay-bales parked in her family's driveway to unload and put away in the barn. So when we got back to her house and her weary brown eyes first caught sight of said heaped flatbed, she just kinda stood there and stared glumly at the cart with a helpless feeling of major retina fatigue... after all that strenuous sports-exertion that she'd just put out, she rrrreeeeeaaaallllyyyyy didn't feel up to lugging dozens of ponderous weighty hay-bales twenty yards from the wagon to the barn-loft! So we compromised --- I carried the bales from the cart to the barn, and she put them away. She "paid" me for my labors with a warm grateful hug each time I brought a bale to her, and then afterwards she sat wif me on the couch and let me give her a nice long foot-rub.

by QuacksO April 15, 2019

retire the cup

A phrase said to suggest that no other future answer to a question could possibly ever be any better. Refers to an old practice of ceasing to give an award (usually a perpetual trophy) once it's been won by the same entity a certain number of times.

A: Who do you think is the best national women's soccer team?
B: The USA. Retire the cup.

by sensei10 July 9, 2019

Retin-A

A common creme used to treat acne. Mothers have discovered that it also helps with wrinkles. The issue is that mothers are unable to buy it through their issuance so they buy it “for” their teens and save hundreds of dollars.

Barbara: MoM i DoNt WaNT tO gO To tHE deRmaToLogISt

Mom: BARBARA, SHUT YO ASS UP AND GET IN THE CAR! THE ONLY REASON I HAVE WRINKLES IS BECAUSE OF YOU! YOU ARE SO UNGRATEFUL! WE ARE GETTING THE FUCKING RETIN-A!

Barbara: bUt mOm!!!!!

by ghostgirl August 1, 2019