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Metapyshical Retardation

Retardation is a term used to describe the spread of retardardation through communication. Popular in multiplayer FPS games, particularly in Counterstrike: Global Offensive.
"He spent 15 years playing online games. Now he has metapyshical retardation and cant function properly anymore!"
by Operation_Zer0 March 19, 2022
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Extraphysical Retardation

A mental health condition whose primary symptom is a compulsion to post massive numbers of definitions beginning with "Extraphysical".
That Full Monteirism dude has a raging case of extraphysical retardation.
by lnjwzqhi June 17, 2022
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Peak Retardation

by Seras victoria August 21, 2024
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Tactical Retardery

When you are playing a video game and make a play that is so profoundly stupid that even Napoleon after having invaded Russia would be ashamed of it.
Person 1: Hey watch this, I bet I could run through this entire open area (in siege) and make it over there before I get shot. (Proceeds to get shot and die)

Person 2: (There is no person 2, no one will play with you. But someone did actually want to play with you they would call that tactical retardery)
by musket 193 January 27, 2024
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Apartness Retardation

The mutual feeling when you and your girlfriend (vice versa) haven't seen eachother in a while (2hr-days/weeks)so you're awkward/uncomfortable. Not yet back in the flow.
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ex.1 Why are you being so weird? Are you feeling apartness retardation?

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"Im so nervous to see him"
"Why? I thought you saw him two hours ago?"
"Yeah, but I just know Im gonna go apartness-retarted-mode and only talk about our lecturers..."
by mojavebabee May 21, 2024
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Intelligence Retardant

Intelligence Retardant; adjective;

Can be used when describing the denunciation of a known or proven fact, serving to (slow down) the action/progress of something. Not to be used for mis/disinformation purposes, they’re made up words anyway. Not applicable to feelings.
Saw a video of British police arresting a man that posted a quote online causing a member of the trans mafia to become “triggered” and the police were heard defending the caller, spewing intelligence retardant all over the scene of the “crime”.
by Hoodysnutz December 7, 2024
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Gender retardation

For mostly liberal, non gender dysphoric people : Thinking 🤔 and believing 🤔 that there are more than 2 genders ( male vs female duality, not socionormative) and more than 2 orientations ( straight, lesbian/gay, not socionormative)
If we have too many people suffering from gender retardation ( which shouldn't be confused w gender dysphoria) we can't defeat China, Japan or South Korea in terms of their superior public education.
by Sexydimma December 3, 2025
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