retaliatory masturbation

The act of masturbating over somebody who annoys you, in retaliation. Could be used as an act of revenge or just as an excuse to masturbate over them.

Man 1: 'Hey dude, that really really really really hot girl unfriended me on Facebook.'
Man 2: 'What are you gonna do about it mate?'
Man 1: 'Chillax mate, I already got her back through retaliatory masturbation.'

by Alan Pincus13 November 26, 2013

Real Ladies

a girl,or woman who dances at the club with her shows or heels off.-barefoot-

Real ladies take off there shoes before they dance.

by J-MTS March 31, 2009

Real Life Win

When something in reality scratches the surface of fantasy.

Can be shortened to RLW.

Full-size Gundam mecha resides in Japan somewhere. Is that enough to convince you of Real Life Win?

by Meta Tam When Hi Non March 27, 2010

real eyes

when you're telling the truth

I saw your girl with a another dude!

really?

yeah look i got my real eyes on!

by wakaflocka904 July 28, 2010

Real City

The city of Montreal's "Street name".

Lets go down to Real City this weekend.

by 514/450 April 6, 2012

real noice

If it cannot be explained by conventional uses of the words good, great, or even spectacular, real noice is the word for you.

The real places the emphasis on noice, making it a much more powerful word.

It is commonly used in context with dank memes.

Hey, I just found 10 bucks. Now I can go on that camping trip with you guys.
Oh, that's real noice.

I just pre-ordered Battlefield One.
Oh, nyes, that is real noice.

by The Best Meme May 20, 2016

RealestMemes

A gamer who likes to play a lot of Fortnite. Has a 10$ computer that can only run 10 FPS on any game. Also enjoys long walks on the beach with his black friends. Also a very big Hitler supporter. Believes in everything Hitler did and wants the world to be like it was before. Enjoys looking at pictures of Concentration Camps.

Hey guys RealestMemes here back with a BANGER!

by HitlersRightHandMan August 18, 2018