retarted

One who has been given additional tarts.

Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!

by underdogFromLux September 13, 2008

Retirement

A myth. Something hard working people look forward to all their working lives, only to be disappointed by the fact that they can't afford to live off there substantially small pensions for the rest of their lives.

(Thursday afternoon)
fred:Tomorrow marks the day of my retirement
Boss: Nice how did your investment in the 401k plan turn out
fred:What is that?
Boss:See you on Monday fred

by billzilla October 7, 2010

retaliationship

A relationship struck up for the sole purpose of making the ex of one or both parties jealous. Usually short lived and ending badly for both.

Friend 1: Why the hell is Justin hooking up with Katie, I thought he was with Amy?

Friend 2: Yeah well he was until she dumped him for her ex. Now he's just in a retaliationship.

by Erricred March 24, 2009

Retrasado

spanish translations for retard.

Aldo: Why do you keep smacking yourself in the face?

Stu: ¡¡I'm a retrasado!!

by Señor Española October 8, 2009

retarded rooster head

A term used to describe a very flabby clitoris.

I bet that stripper has a retarded rooster head like you've never seen before!

by oicdodd812 June 29, 2010

Fake Retweet

When someone pretends to be retweeting (RT) a tweet from a famous person in order to make themselves look like they have famous friends.

This is a Fake Retweet: Wow. Thanks! RT @Slash: You know what band rocks? @strawfootmusic that's who! (Slash never said this, but it's written to make it look like he did.)

by steve9000 October 1, 2010

Retrophrasing

Phrases that were used back in other decades that are being used in todays time.

Andrew is totally retrophrasing tonight. He is using phrases like, "Thats the Cat's Pajamas" and "Gnarly!"

by AndreHunt23 March 13, 2011