recession car

A boring and affordable fuel-efficient car that does not turn heads. These economically friendly vehicles are NOT pussy magnets. Due to the deepening recession, many folks are trading in their Lex Coupes, Benzes and Beemers for a Ford Focus or Hyundai Elantra.

Damn, I'm so mad I totalled my Acura RL. I loved that car. I felt like the smoothest motherfucker on the east coast when I was in my Ac'. But I'm too broke to afford another car like that. Looks like I'll be pushing a Geo Metro soon enough. Fucking Recession car! I'm never gonna get any pussy ever again. Damn it!!!

by Fuckareyoulookinat June 23, 2009

recest

Coined by slate.com writer Christopher Beam, a term to describe the, perhaps promiscuous, behavior of Congressional staffers while their bosses are absent during Congressional recess.

Female Staffer #1: Mark is gorgeous, but we work together. It's never going to work.

Female Staffer #2: Oh, go for it, it's recest!

by jargonDC August 27, 2009

fuck receipt

children; the offspring of previous sexual encounters and relationships; kids in tow

I met this hot chick and would have gone for it if not for all her fuck receipts.

by focker_de_tocqueville January 4, 2009

Finger Recce

To probe your partners Gink with a digit to ascertain weather an attempt at bum love would be a good idea.

I took that slapper from the George home last night. Got her on her knees, quick finger recce, all clear so i gave her one up the wrong-un.

by Big Shag. January 16, 2010

Testacle Receptacle

A woman who is used for sex only for pleasurable purposes

Kevin needed to let off some steam so he found himself a testacle receptacle.

by ss22b March 5, 2011

cum receptacle

In reference to an anus or vagina that has had so much semen deposited in it that it would seem to be the worlds dumping ground for sperm.

That guy has had so many cocks in his ass, he's such a dirty cum receptacle

by Todd Higgins November 10, 2006

Recessionanol

The distilled corn added to gasoline by government mandate, causing increased food prices, poor gas mileage and ultimately a big shot in the foot for every american.

With the economy tanking we should get rid of recessionanol!

Help! Where can I find gasoline without recessionanol?

A truly capitalist, free market economy would never mandate recessionanol.

Recessionanol was supposed to make the air cleaner, but it doesn't work because cars are still burning the same or more petrolium with the corn.

by Dave W1 January 24, 2008