Brandon Reed

Noun
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.

“Woah is that Brandon Reed?”

“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem

by Johny willikers May 12, 2023

Reed Bassler

Super short, really gay when he plays volleyball, but the shmexiest man alive. Reed is scared of women, they absolutely terrify him, and has the most gyatt-tastic mother alive. He is a super sigma basketball player, never lost a game in his life. Finally, he has the most beautiful earlobes in existence.

“Wow, look at that cool guy over there. He must be a Reed Bassler”
“Man I hate that guy playing volleyball over there, he always does a little set instead of a spike when I go up for a block. Stupid Reed Bassler.”

by BrennanNotDeaver December 21, 2023

Reed

Constantly complaining about literally everything.

I know its monday, but why dobyou always have to be such a reed

by Renzo915 April 17, 2021

reed

the most annoying fucking person in the world. obsessed with anime from years ago and has the most annoying brother and sister in the world. you know when you have a class with him it's about to be the worst and most excruciating hour ever.

bro, did you what reed drew today?
i bet it was the invisible girl from bnha lol

by radiohaed February 24, 2025

Elizabeth reed

Elizabeth reed is the lankyest Lankable lankpost liz of the all she is the tallest and scariest lankpost their is you see her one streets everday and she says that leo is fat

Elizabeth reed his a lank

by End proppy June 5, 2022

Matt Reed

A hotty with a body who’s closets are sooo nice. His air vents are just wide enough to chill in, just make sure not to drop your phone! He loves going to dinner with your parents and is a real mommas boy

So, Matt Reed was at dinner right?

by Matt’s bbg’s January 14, 2019

Reed

That guy in criminal minds that I didn't see in new episodes

I liked the character Reed in the show

by Yeyeyeydychd May 19, 2021