1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.
2. A Christian.
2. A Christian.
I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.
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I gave all my money to the wing-nut who predicted that the rapture would occur on 21 May 2011 and now I live in a cardboard box. Man, that was rapture-stupid of me.
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