rapture monkey

1. A self-righteous, religious fundamentalist who believes in the fantasy that he or she will disappear off the face of the Earth and ascend to an imaginary Heaven at the mythical Second Coming of Christ.

2. A Christian.

I got a lot of great stuff at the yard sale because a rapture monkey is dumping all of his possessions in anticipation of yet another predicted arrival of Jesus.

by Scoots McKenzie September 24, 2017

raptored

to be attacked from the side whilst being distracted by something in front of you

"yo, you just got raptored!!" (usually during Call Of Duty)

by BeeKnees April 5, 2010

rapture-stupid

The amount of stupid needed to believe in a rapture prediction.

I gave all my money to the wing-nut who predicted that the rapture would occur on 21 May 2011 and now I live in a cardboard box. Man, that was rapture-stupid of me.

by wileEcoyote June 22, 2011

Raptors Chat

The official forum of the Toronto Raptors, with many great members. Its a fun place to be and has man active members and mods.

Raptors Chat Conversation

<Chris337> Wow, Wince Carter sure is bad!
<BorisD> Not as bad as Charlie's defense!

by Chris337 July 27, 2006

Raptorized

To fuck and/or ravish someone.

"Dude she wanted you, you should have raptorized her."

by Jon Ace January 27, 2010

Rapture

The feeling the rest of the world has when all the self-righteous, religious fundamentalists disappear off the face of the earth at the same time.

"Holy shit, it's the Rapture! They're all gone! Let's party."

by D-Dubb October 17, 2013

raptors feather

A raptors feather is a sexual act in which the male partner gets his erect penis and tickles their partner with it; hence the word feather.

Aiden gave me a raptors feather last night and girl I had a splendid time!

by Nathan Brecker June 20, 2008