Ratchet Randi

A very rare creature from Lorain Ohio,possibly thee only one in existence. She only comes out at night very late nights and very lit nights. One moment she’ll be casually sipping a shot and the next moment she’ll be on that table twerking what ass she has, but if you get on her bad side she’ll get off that that same table she’s dancing on and flip it on your ass drinks and all

I was out last night and my girlfriend became ratchet Randi

by Moneymike0124 July 05, 2021

Raunchy Randy

Similar to the concept of a wet willie but instead of shoving your wet finger into the unsuspecting victim’s ear, you shove it into their anus.

Chad: Bro I can’t believe my dad gave me a raunchy randy when I bent over in front of him the other day!
Brad: Dude that sucks! I would’ve never expected that coming!

by mustysausage April 23, 2018

Rectal Randy

the act of being horny for anal sex

Baby I'm so rectal randy, take my quivering anus now!

by Greg S. September 25, 2004

Squealing Randy

Squealing Randy

When you assume the prone bone position and rest your fatass gut (like Randy from Trailer Park Boys)on her lower back, therefore immobilizing the girl while you furiously squeal into her ear like a castrated pig until completion.

"My girl wanted to ride on top, but I gave that bitch a Squealing Randy instead."

by Taintmaster223 September 21, 2017

Randy Houser

To knock someone or something out.

I'm about to Randy Houser this last cup.

You keep talking shit, and I'm going to Randy Houser your ass.

by El Pinche Trio May 12, 2021

Soggy randy

The act of having a mixture of sexual fluid and snot in your mustache, then proceeding to make out with your significant other.

"Oh last night was wild dude. I gave Sarah a good ol soggy randy."

by irondeath March 10, 2017

Rusty Randy

When one scrapes the rust built beneath their car and sprinkles it on the deceased corpse of there lover after masturbating on the roof

Rusty: hey how’s it goin you punk ass lil bitch.

Randy: it’s goin great. I heard your mom got a rusty randy yesterday you cow

by sangeun January 17, 2021