Purple Raccoon

Used to refer to something that reminds you of your ex partner in a bad way

That song is my purple raccoon

by Spooflet July 29, 2024

raccooned

when you laugh so hard you snarl like a raccoon

that joke was so funny I raccooned

by 4182931 March 13, 2018

Raccoon

Bandits of the night who knock over trash cans and eat garbooshe

The raccoon was causing a ruckus in my backyard

by Raccoonmilk February 18, 2021

Raccoon

Someone who chooses to stick around someone who has little to no morals or ethics i.e. trash; in hopes of getting a relationship.

Why did mary stick around after he hit her? Because she is a raccoon; she enjoys being around dumpsters.

by Txft June 18, 2020

Raccoon

Something you stick twelve of up your ass for pleasure

Damn! These raccoons got me cumming like crazy!

by Cock and Ball Torture man November 25, 2022

Raccoon

Raccoons are the most powerful animal in the world. Their ass can spread up to 8 inches wide and their powerful attack methods are no match to a man.

They are the gods and can't be killed.

"HOLY FUCK IS THAT RACCOON GONNA ATTACK US?"
"Nah bro, just whip your dick out and you'll be fine"

by Kejebus June 28, 2021

Raccoon

A lengthened version of the word coon

ur a raccoon

by NotReal1174638 January 29, 2023