Ryland

A total drunk who can’t handle himself and becomes a burden to everyone. He will break all your shit.

Yo that kid Ryland got so drunk he passed out butt ass naked and got fucking cereal shoved up his ass. They said he was cancelled.

by Ben Dover Formee September 15, 2019

Kelly Rowland

Kelly Rowland was flat af before breast implants. Instead of telling people how flat they are, tell them that they are a Kelly Rowland.

Keaton: Bro, I finally got her shirt off, and she looked like such a Kelly Rowland.

Daryl: I told you they were like mosquito bites on her chest.

by 420 praise it November 20, 2016

Ryland

Plays water polo and baseball his bfs skates and hunts. He sucks big shlongs and has a shmite chode and sucks at fortnite.

Ryland sucks at fortnite

by Nerdloc etan May 29, 2018

Rowland

Someone who is a common FIFA Bitch. Usually gets embarrassed in his own house by Windell.

Damn man you are playing like Rowland.

by Zwindell February 23, 2015

rolander

The term Rolander refers to a cool man.
He is quite famous among girls with his sexy looking.

He understand women's heart and take care for a person he loves.
He is super nice man.

Hey look there.. He is my Rolander

by admirelove February 11, 2015

rolands

A really short guy who’s usually as high as the average distance from the ground to a person’s knees.
Rolands also is a guy who has drinking problems and several failed marriages. No kids.

How was your date?
Oh, It was awful! The guy was such a Rolands. He kept running into my knees.

by STD_Saliva_Spit May 20, 2018

Rolanding

Using commissioner power to hand out unprecedented punishments to help ones own team make the playoffs. Typically used on someone nice/mature enough to let it go and move on.

Is Erik rolanding into the playoffs again? We need to see these rules...

by goldrushatl August 7, 2018