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Maple Ridge Ditch Pig

Characterized by her poor teased hair and shoddy colour treatments, her general lack of looks, and poor body shape the Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is essentially a waste of skin. She likes to take pictures of attractive girls whenever they meet, and then secretly cries at night knowing she will never look like them. Her interests include group bingo, needless capitalization of sentences, and housing out of work dead beat plumbers who neglect children. (See "Dead Beat"
Wow, that Maple Ridge Ditch Pig is really hitting on that group of guys in the Pipe Band...yikes!
by Hi_Capacity February 22, 2011
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Garfield Ridge

A middle class blue collar neighborhood on the Southwest Side of Chicago next to Midway Airport.

Archer Avenue is its main artery boasting of many fast food restaurants, taverns and pizza joints.

Heavy Polish and Hispanic populous and home to many police, firefighters and union workers.

Homes range from two-story bungelows, one-story ranch style and many new homes are being constructed with two or even three-story suburban style mansions.

People are generally friendly, streets are tree-lined, it's fairly safe, block parties in the summer, church carnivals, and folks who will tell you their life stories at the tavern.
Garfield Ridge is one of the most underrated neighborhoods in the city of Chicago.
by BeerJunkie425 August 27, 2011
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seneca ridge

A school where rich kids and poor kids meet up and call each other hoes this is mostly full of rich white people that get made fun of by the poor Hispanics by the rest of the population and everyone calles each other faggots and hoes plus this fucking school doesn't have any windows
I would hate to go to Seneca ridge
by Jake Roon November 28, 2016
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Dick Rider

A nigga who admires another man so much to the point that they do everything in they power to get them to notice them like a luh hoe. These are usually the people that have no father figure, 0 hoes, broke ash, and jus a overall goofy. Dick riding is a popular trend that alot of males tend to do. The gay ones i should say. Some dont even dick ride 1 person, they dick ride everyone they encounter, bouncing from dick to dick like a trampoline.
"Tanner looks so cute today just look at the way he breathes"
Your to young to be a dick rider
by RealNiggaLogic March 14, 2022
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jackass ridge

The ubiquitous section of the map in video games where snipers hang out, and do nothing but snipe at people.
Bob, quit camping jackass ridge, and come capture a point or something already!
by N0RVY April 10, 2010
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Riddle Ratio

The horrifically abysmal ratio of males to females at Embry-Riddle Aeronautical University, typically around 7:1
Dude, the Riddle Ratio is really bad this semester. There are more squirrels than girls here!
by Straight Riddle Guy January 15, 2012
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