Ponkay

Someone who’s being an annoying jurk

J was being such a ponkay in school

by Mjizilwithtastampinthemiddle June 29, 2021

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the best streamer on planet earth, he is well known for being in the dream smp and being the worlds biggest kanye west fan. he is also very attractive and funny. if u dont like him, get well soon :)

someone: omg did u watch ponks latest stream on twitch.tv/dropsbyponk
me: how could i not, he is so funny and handsome after all.
someone: RIGHT! and he is also so skilled that guy carried cyan coyotes in mcc 17
me and everyone on planet earth: agreed

by boohooquacker September 23, 2021

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Phonk

Phonk is an electronic music genre found mainly on social media platforms

The genre was inspired by John Phonk.

I love Phonk music

by rowse honey enjoyer October 1, 2023

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A nonsense word used for log output in computer programs to assure application support teams that the application is actually still running and has not jammed, as they inevitably suspect.

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10/10/2010 04:02:07 INFO Loading the thing from the place
10/10/2010 04:31:05 INFO Thing loaded
10/10/2010 04:31:06 WARN Wizards and Elves notified using SNMP - elves.hither.yon:public
10/10/2010 04:32:25 DEBUG sql: {select 'fish' from 'trousers' where 'dave' = 'ferret';}. Waiting for next trigger time.
10/10/2010 04:40:00 INFO PONK!
10/10/2010 04:50:00 INFO PONK!
10/10/2010 05:00:00 INFO PONK!
10/10/2010 05:10:00 INFO PONK!
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by NaughtyJim October 21, 2010

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