Putin

A sims character that escaped the simulation and is now somehow the president of Russia.

Person 1: You know Putin?
Person 2: no.

by myownpseudonym March 22, 2022

putin

A very unpleasant bowel movement that one wants to quickly forget.

I indulged too much last night. Woke at 5 a.m. with a putin. Nasty. Thank god it's gone.

by squidwhispers March 20, 2022

putin

Putin i originally known as the president in Russia. But this putin is different. This can be used in any argument at the time because of the war in Russia.

putin deez nuts in your mouth

put - in deez nuts in your mouth

by henriksengusrudsen March 23, 2022

Putin

Sitting at the end of a very long table talking to someone sitting at the other end, usually with candelabra in the middle.

I saw you at a restaurant the other day doing a Putin.

by Finknottle's Newt March 16, 2022

putin on

Just "putin on" or" Put'n on"(as in putting on a show) is when a child cry's or perhaps a somewhat spoiled child cry's only to get his or her way from a parent, otherwise nothing really wrong and is mostly ignored by the parent, as oppose to a piercing cry that makes you drop everything you are doing.

She don't want nothing or ain't nothing wrong with her, she's just putin on whining.

by J-Lluv February 18, 2018

Putin's favorite congressman

Russia's nickname for Dana Rohrabacher

Putin's favorite congressman made Jordan Thomas Cooper his first African-American speechwriter for his district. They both were speechwriters for public figures.

by Coop Dupe June 10, 2022

Putin

A synonym for bullshit, dog shit or shit.

"I hate (person)"
"Same. Their so Putin,"
"What?"
"Putin. Dog shit,"
"Oh, yeah"

by Mazzy63 March 7, 2022