purple patch

A period in life when, for an unknown reason, members of the opposite sex find you more attractive than usual

"Dude, Ugly Dave got laid 3 times this week!, he's defo going through a purple patch!"

by Greenall January 21, 2009

Purple Buffalo

Code word to be used when in the presence of a one-upper or similarly irritating person who is so completely oblivious to their condition and impressed by their own story they don't even notice the oddity of the statement "purple buffalo".

One upper enters the room, joins a conversation and begins to ramble aimlessly...
Others: "Hey, let's head to the bar and get a purple buffalo"
"Is that a purple buffalo on your shirt?"

by K_good April 29, 2008

Purpledickuler

A penis so hard that it's turned purple and sits at a perfect right angle to the body when laying back.

"Hey Dave, you're looking chirpy mate."
"Oh man. Had a major sex session last night. My little man was so hard it was practically Purpledickuler to my body. She rode me reverse cowgirl and we managed to watch the entire Lord of the Rings Trilogy"

by Mr Fury January 19, 2019

purple headed yogurt slanger

Ones penis

That chick definitely wants my purple headed yogurt slanger.

by kfed34 June 15, 2010

Purple Parakeet

nickname for the legal drug K2, herbal smoking blend made of herbs and spices sprayed with synthetic cannabinoids.

That Purple Parakeet makes me feel like I been climbing mountains all day!

by Hard Bark June 19, 2010

purple wristband

An Australian moniker for the under-aged at music festivals. Refers to the purple wristband they must wear to identify them as under-aged and unable to buy alcohol. Most often attractive females and commonly associated with seedy old (and young) men creeping nearby.

Oi, look at that purple wristband", "Where?", "You bloody creep!

by noishdog December 6, 2010

Purple Headed Custard Spitter

Alternative name for a penis

For dessert I recommend my Purple Headed Custard Spitter

by BigVern December 8, 2010