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Prescott

A town in Western Wisconsin known for it's stuck up inhabitants, slutty(but attractive and bitchy) girls, boy band-esque guys and terrible sports teams as well as terrible sportsmanship. The town is right on the St. Croix River.
John:That team didn't shake hands after the game and their cheerleaders were hot and bitchy.

Jason: Prescott wannabees!
by Boozer303 February 3, 2010
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Mexican Christmas Present

A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.
"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."
by rzerobzero April 28, 2012
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Presbo

a lesbian who has been impregnated via artificial insemenation
"Look at how big that referee is! She must be a presbo!"
by Pat McD May 15, 2007
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Present-Profit

The profit you make from gift exchanges during Christmas season.
Sarah got me a Hollister sweater for £100, and I got her CD for £10! That's £90 of Present-Profit, it's gonna be a good Christmas!
by Sandfoxxxx December 15, 2011
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present past

Present past is used to confuse someone when they are trying to figure out the difference between next friday and this friday.
Person 1 - Yo is your event this friday or next?
Person 2 - its the present past friday
Person 1: wtf?
by kristoff77777 November 8, 2014
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Presentalgia

PRES·ent·AL·gia
noun
a. An urgent desire to remain in the present moment in order to savour, capture, and store every moment of love, joy, and meaning.

b. Presentalgia stems from an acute awareness of how time speeds up that evokes a careful and deep longing to pause in the moment, and freeze time.

c. To bluntly reject the promising embrace of nostalgia and yield to the present moment; enveloped in an intoxicating joy, togetherness, and health surrounding all things and beings to be loved by, and to love.

**Because life is all too short**
"I don't want to listen back to recordings of my time with my family and friends with nostalgia. I want *presentalgia*-- to feel that very same feeling while it's still there, together, happy and healthy." ~S.B.K.
by ConqueringEntropy June 16, 2017
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peresso

lol peresso so depresso
by ur mlm cock August 26, 2017
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