by adampepperoniman26 August 20, 2021
Get the 1 percent game mug.1. punce (noun)
a person who is naturally very poor at something:
2. puncist (noun)
a person who purposefully and deliberately does something poorly, but is actually good at it:
3. puncing
the act of deliberately doing something poorly:
a person who is naturally very poor at something:
2. puncist (noun)
a person who purposefully and deliberately does something poorly, but is actually good at it:
3. puncing
the act of deliberately doing something poorly:
1. "You punce, you'll never be good at singing!" or "He's a punce, he can't do anything well."
2. "British star Les Dawson was an accompished pianist, but had a comedy performance of hitting incorrect notes. He was a puncist"
3. "Johnny was puncing about at playing pool so he could hustle for bigger money"
2. "British star Les Dawson was an accompished pianist, but had a comedy performance of hitting incorrect notes. He was a puncist"
3. "Johnny was puncing about at playing pool so he could hustle for bigger money"
by MarkW July 31, 2008
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The shower is running and you are taking a piss. You suddenly realize that you need to take care of business before you get in the shower. You quickly perform the "porcelain tug."
by Kyle Vade October 22, 2006
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Get the pure mug.Josh: Taco Bell is the shit, but I hate how cold they keep their bathrooms.
Jesse: Don't worry, after eating Taco Bell, you'll get a nice Porcelain Sauna.
Jesse: Don't worry, after eating Taco Bell, you'll get a nice Porcelain Sauna.
by JesseIU July 13, 2010
Get the Porcelain Sauna mug.Often referred to as the "Mer Man" or the "Chinese Sasquatch" a Purcell is a rare, mysterious creature, that is closely related to Big Foot. Purcells are native to the Ozark region of southern Missouri and are often spotted near rivers or campgrounds. They are known for their distinctive "mer mer mer" call which is believed to be either a mating call or battle cry. Although Purcells are seemingly dangerous they are in fact harmless and can be domesticated to be strong workers due to their ability to lift over 300 pounds. If approached by a "merring" Purcell, it is best to simply "mer" back at it and slowly walk away without making eye contact.
Did you here that mer? A Purcell must be near.
Don't take boxed wine camping, it only attracts Purcells.
Never mess with a Purcell Kyle.
Katie and Steve tried to tame the wild Purcell, but their lack of experience coupled with the intensity of the merring made the feat virtually impossible.
Abby and Bryan took their mer calls and binoculars and went Purcell watching for a weekend getaway.
Don't take boxed wine camping, it only attracts Purcells.
Never mess with a Purcell Kyle.
Katie and Steve tried to tame the wild Purcell, but their lack of experience coupled with the intensity of the merring made the feat virtually impossible.
Abby and Bryan took their mer calls and binoculars and went Purcell watching for a weekend getaway.
by BK22 May 27, 2010
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