punticipation

1. The feeling of waiting for others to process the brilliance of your pun.
2. The feeling of suspense you experience after you set someone up for a punny joke.

Nerd: Did you hear that our chemistry teacher died?
Geek: That's sad... Where did they barium?
Nerd: Finally! I tried setting that joke up with five other people and the punticipation's been killing me.
Geek: I zinc you argon-na have to learn some less nerdy jokes.
Nerd: Mind your own bismuth.
Geek: Okay, that's enough.

punticipation by axoff March 3, 2011

punta del este 

The best seaside city to go on vacation if you want to act like a celebrity. Even if you´re staying in a shack and driving a piece of crap, you´ll think you´re the king of the world and be even more desperate to get as many stickers (of EVERYTHING, banks, supermarkets, stores, services, gas stations, tea etc, etc, etc)to presume that you went to "Punta" and went to the Conrad Hotel (the best 5 stars in Latin America) even if you just went to the hall to see the limos and try to spot someone famous.

If you´re really "chic" then you hate the stickers ruining your SUV window, if you´re poor or normal, you´ll come back with no space in your windows and full of t-shirts and souvenirs on whick you spent a fortune on.

1)"Man, I went to Punta del Este!"
"Yeah, I saw you car, Mr. Bank Boston!"

2)-I heard Paris Hilton was gonna be there, but that´s what they say every year
-Really? omfg then I´m going!

punta del este by Luchi December 9, 2007

saca punta 

what you yell when you are excited, angry, happy, or frustrated. Means pencil sharpener in Spanish. SACA PUNTA!!!!

Guy1: SACA PUNTA!!
Guy2: You must be feeling extremely emotional!
Spanishguy: Pencil sharpener? QUE?!?!?!?!

saca punta by jimbobcurtis April 3, 2009

Puntiroli 

Hairy Nipple

"Get those puntirolies waxed"

Puntiroli by NBAE December 16, 2008

puntended 

pun intended

In light of our experience with blackouts, puntended, we should go buy some candles.

I'd like to kick off this karate club meeting with a item from the chopping block, no puntended.

puntended by schematic23 December 29, 2010

puntalkers 

people from your past and present who stalk you and speak in parables.

I drive a truck and the puntalkers are in every truck stop that i visit.

puntalkers by fatvinnydabully October 31, 2012

children punting 

The act of taking a child and punting them, much like in football or soccer, to see how far you can make them go. It usually leads to extreme injury or death to the child, but punters rarely are traced back to the incident.

I heard Larry and Sarah went to children punting last night.

Indeed. Someone told me they got one kid straight into a trash can on their first try.

children punting by The Almighty Sackboy January 27, 2016