A euphemism to describe masturbation; knuckle shuffle on the piss pump; pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger; working the wand etc.
In anticipation of his first date with the hot chick in his class, Joe decided to punch the munchkin before heading out.
by Señor Plata September 6, 2011
Get the Punch the munchkin mug.When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.
Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.
Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.
Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.
Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019
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A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.
kit-n, puhnch
"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"
"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.
kit-n, puhnch
"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"
"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
by PeriwinklePowerRanger March 16, 2015
Get the Kitten Punch mug.That bitch queefed so i rug punched her; i got that bitch naked, but she wasn't DTF so i rug punched her
by Jobin2121 September 16, 2010
Get the Rug Punch mug.signature move of naweed. punching som1 in a downward jerking motion making sure the knuckles hit first causing extreme pain and usually a dead arm, called the jerk punch because of the jerking off motion of the downward punch
by weedsterandzach November 12, 2010
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Get the Stink Punch mug.A punch that is quickly follwed by an elbow (from the same arm)to the same area of the target in quick succesion. As the fist connects snap the elbow round and cath him/her when they least expect it.
by JimmyScreecgandJames July 30, 2008
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