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friend with penalties

A member of the opposite sex, that you know because they make it clear they have been in love with you since you met. You refuse their romantic gestures almost coldheartedly, and struggle to keep them at an arm's length, but safely within the friend zone, because they have some value or benefit for you. Unknowingly, they constantly attempt to make their affections for you more clear sand present them to you in painful obvious ways. Only to be rejected, repeatedly. You have "penalties" like, you refrain from casual hugs, or physical contacts, emotional outbursts or gratitude, for fear they might see it as a positive thing! Some form of an advance on your part, so you have to monitor your standard behavior when around them.
Oh, ya... That's nobody sexual, just my friend with penalties *name* and it's NOT like that!! For real, don't play around, and catch me a stalker!
by LadyWurdz July 21, 2016
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punani

Female genetals.
Also see AliG Poontang pussy.
You getting any punani?
by louis October 17, 2001
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punani-pani

the liquidy cream that oozes from a vagina after a serious gangbang.
"My pussy is oozing out punani-pani in major doses. I'm so horny!" the skank-ass ho said.
by jaced mascoli January 10, 2008
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punani

Womens vaginal area
best thing ever made
you gotta get that punani tho like its a must
yo my chicks punani was tight
i tore my wife's punani the fuck up
she b lettin other chicks eat her punani
by professor chaossssss June 26, 2008
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penalboobus

yo bitch get ova herr 'n lets get our penalboobus on! MUTHA FUCKA
by Sam August 6, 2003
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Pugal

A hot sexy Indian male. Many people in Asia worship him. Known for his wisdom, courage, bravery. A legend and hero. Next nba all star and Manchester United’s Gk. In total he’s just a masterpiece and da bomb
Wtf? It’s pugal the legend! Ma god
by Legend 28 January 4, 2018
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stonewall penalty

A complete, absolute and certain penalty kick in football.
A defender shooting a forward in the penalty area with a BAZOOKA is a stonewall penalty.
by Jeffrey Douglas November 25, 2006
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