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Poser's spark syndrome

a person who poses as many different faces. One day they could be a Nazi, the next day a wanna-be gangbanger. The could be emo but sorta "spark" up to be a Prep.
This is known as Poser's spark syndrome.
Man, he's so lost. He doesn't know who he is anymore. Yesterday he wanted all the Jews dead, today he's got a bandanna andd sagging pants.

Yep. He's got Poser's spark syndrome.
by Down Wit Clown April 11, 2009
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DeadBeat Poser

A man or woman who is more concerned about themselves and put their wants ahead of their children. They lie to their children in front of their friends to make their friends think they are good parents, but they never do what they brag to others about. They talk about people in their circle and judge them on the ways they parent while lying about being a parent themselves! They call their daughter right before every birthday to see what she wants and that they sent it in the mail, but it never comes and then they change their number so she can't ask where it was! They get high and party, cheat, use women for what they can never get on their own and they jump out of two story windows which shatters both ankles Just to get out of goin to jail for domestic violence....
A DeadBeat Poser could have any name such as...Dominick or Reena or Callier this looser lives a life full of lies, drugs, drinking, cheating, catching countless STDs, beats woman who he feels have too much power, gets fat due to his piggish greed, all while he has 8 woman that have 9 of his Basterd and illogitoment girls and 1 boy.
by ItDoesNotMatter May 9, 2011
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t-pose tuesday

A celebratory day created by Wyatt Oleff. You create a T will your body, take a picture and post it on Tuesday.
Hey what what’s today?
T-POSE TUESDAY
(poses as a T and post it)
by Jaquavious tyrone May 30, 2018
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Poser G

Someone who thinks they are gangster or ghetto, but do not live in a ghetto, are not in a "REAL" gang, dress and act and talk like they are gangsters but are not even in a gang or nuttin, you know what i mean..
I jus crack up when i see these kids tryna act like there gangster but they live in a nice little happy crime free neighboorhood... haha
by Ang July 10, 2004
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poser goth/punk

someone who pretend to be punk/goth by dressing like they are or listening to music to show off
1)god that kid is such a poser. he listen to the used then goes home and listens to linkin park
2)sammy emglard,yohi cohen
by islndrs45 January 16, 2005
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Poser Onion

A poser onion is basically another word for "poser". It was derived from the Veggie Burger bags from A&W. The bag features three vegetables all smiling. One day, while partaking of this burger, it was discovered that the onion looked somewhat suspicious, and out of place looking the way he did. It was decided that he was a "poser onion", and anyone who was a poser, is also a poser onion.
by Taylor Craig August 30, 2005
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poseur straight edge

One who begins to act straight edge for fashion, rather than physical or emotional health. Usually poseur straight edges can be identified by being 13-15, ages when most have no choice but to be straight edge, but few choose to flaunt it. Pen-drawn X's on the back of the hands are one of the only things that is similar between a real straight edge and a poseur straight edge. Poseur straight edges are essentially whatever clic the individual was before they found that marker, plus two black x's. These kids usually are not part of the hardcore scene in itself, but try to salvage their integrity by listening to watered-down, cookie cutter hardcore music.
Ernest: Hey! That kid looks hardcore straightedge! Oh wait! He is wearing dickies shorts and 130 dollar skater shoes and he has blonde hair! Whoops!
by 6:47 AM June 5, 2005
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