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Professional Mexican

A person of Mexican origin who does such tasks as mowing lawns, janitorial work, etc.
Dude 1: Man, I don't feel like mowing my lawn.

Dude 2: Why don't you hire a Professional Mexican to do it.
by Jester320320 August 5, 2009
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professionally bumming

To not literally bum someone, but cater to their every need. For example, you always talk about that person, you always say how attractive you find them, you make them cakes and stuff. and (not literally) you bum lick them.
Emily: "OMGG i love ben he is so cute, isn't he so cute! i love him! I'm gonna make him a cake on his birthday"
Beth: (rolls eyes) "cool can i help?"
Emily: "NO WAY, i don't want you getting any of the credit cos i love him"
Beth: "OH **** you! just cos your professionally bumming him"

EMily runs off and crys.
by Betty Weiner October 11, 2007
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professional celebrity

As said, a celebrity who has no talent but is famous anyway. For example, the royal family are a group of professional celebrities, as they don't actually have any particular reason for being famous other than having important ancestors!
Prince charles is a professional celebrity
The queen is a professional celebrity
by Asher February 18, 2007
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Professional "That Guy"

Quite often a professional musician, a professional "that guy" is hired to be a scape goat for lameness and criticism. They are the tried and true wingmen for all those who can't quite cut it in public.
Holy crap, Taylor Swifts guitarist is totally a Professional "That Guy". No Johnny, your just a regular that guy.
by poop geyser January 16, 2009
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Professionality

Using your amazing personality to assist in your professional life.
That Jeremy has an amazing Professionality. I would let him bone me.
by JMAN2424 March 29, 2010
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professional wrestling

pro•fes•sion•al wres•tling \pr&-'fesh-n&l re-s&l-in\ noun
1. unadulterated, homo-erotic, gender transferable, ass tapping, leg humping, man grappling, soft core man on man action on a giant drum performing in gaping man tights for public viewing by gender preference confused individuals trying to pass this gay play off as “entertainment”.

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bryan went home oiled and in tights, he must be going to watch professional wrestling.
by bryan chen September 21, 2007
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Artistic Professional Courtesy

is the act among artists to promote and help one another through networking and sharing through their mediums.
Amanda Delight made a video of fellow artist Timmy Grins while he broadcasted live on the radio promoting his album. She did this free of charge as an act of Artistic Professional Courtesy.
by Amanda Delight February 14, 2010
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