prison meal

Any prepackaged, frozen or marginally edible or nutritious microwavable meal such as pot pies, rice bowls, TV dinners, etc. that can be rapidly fixed and rapidly consumed while in "lock down" at work all day.

Nurse: We are ordering a pizza. Do you want in?

Doctor: No thanks, I brought a prison meal from home.

by docsabre May 20, 2007

Miss Priss

A girl who is stuck up and a goody two shoes and thinks everything is childish. She believes she is better than others, which is reflected in her attitudes and actions. Girls generally start qualifying for this label around middle school. Some grow out of it, but others retain the label even in adulthood.

"When did Jenny turn into a Miss Priss?"

"That woman is such a Miss Priss. It is annoying to be around her."

by Tude September 10, 2008

Big Bubba Prison Style

Prison sex between big bubba and some other dude.Which is hella wrong,but in a way funny.

Gaylords batty men village people
two guy's bonin' early in the monin'

by thebestguyonearth January 21, 2005

prison punk

A prison punk is usually a small nonviolent male inmate that is bullied into becoming a bigger and stronger man's property. Once the prison punk is forced into submission by the cell bully, he will serve the bully on command. It is not uncommon for the prison punk to be the bully's slave in every possible way. The punk is often forced to clean his bully's toilet and the bully's entire cell. The prison punk will also be forced to pay the cell bully protection money and do all the bully's laundry if he doesn't want the bully to beat him up. The cell bully will often write his punk's girlfriend outside of prison telling her everything the bully his forcing the punk to do on a regular basis.

1. You better clean my cell punk.
2. I want this laundry done by noon today, prison punk.
3. Give me your girlfriend's name punk, I think I'll write to her and tell her everything I force my prison punk to do.

by Markina Carrson November 14, 2007

prisch

To be more than appreciative; rising above. I.e.

Brah throwin some prisch on the blunt we just smoked.

by e linc May 10, 2009

Prison Poops

The art of defecating while locked away in prison.

The two worst things about prison are Prison poops, and dick-hole butt-shims.

by Dontusemyrealname December 2, 2010

prison

The most successful trade school in America.

I learned how ro boost cars in prison

by Zipbip January 18, 2016