the pooter shooter

putting your hands in the form of a gun with two fingers being the barrel and your thumb sticking up like the hammer, and sticking that into a woman's vagina

Tim totally gave Becca the pooter shooter last night, she was howlin'!

by tom petty and tim January 3, 2008

Poosturbate

To use poo as lube while masturbating.

My palm went dry, so I crapped out a quick one and just finished it with a poosturbate.

by R Pontin August 6, 2009

pooter tooter

this is a woman who can queef on demand by magically sucking air through their butthole and pushing it out their vag...i have no idea!

Girl:"hey check this out!"
Vag:"pfrrrpt"
Guy:"what the hell was that?!"
Girl:"i blew air out my vagina"
Guy:"haha you queefed!....do it again!"
Girl:"okay"
Vag:"Pfrrrpt"
Guy:"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Pooter Tooter!"

by Tyler Cannon October 15, 2007

Pootah

Pootah meaning goes typically to a blonde chick who loves different men from general industries like fireman, policeman, military man, baseball man etc.. this word is usually used in the Caribbean Inslands...

Hay una pootah! ahi en a esquina!!!

by Treb September 21, 2013

pooter salad

When you pooter in the toitel and cover it with lettuce.

"Have you tried Uncle John's pooter salad?"

by PooterInMuhPants March 2, 2010

Poot Smack

First discovered in the song "I'm In Miami Bitch" on the 2009 album by LMAFO, Party Rock, 'poot smack' is known as the sound created by the beat of music, typically a bass drum kick ('poot') and a cymbal hit ('smack'). 'Poot' and 'Smack' can be arranged in any order to deliver many different background beats for songs.

Poot Smack, Poot Poot Smack, Pootly Smack, Pooty Poot Smack

by anlefaal January 13, 2010

Pootering

To be lazy. While a poot and pooter are very different things they all derive from being somewhat shitty. If your sitting around being lame instead of going out and having fun, your being a poot or partaking in the act of "pootering."

Stop pootering around and get off the couch!

by Goochberries & Crème March 6, 2011