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The Ohio State University Buckeyes Football Program

argueably the best college football program in the big ten (and one of the best in the NCAA). They fairly frequent the big ten championship spot and are rarely ranked outside the top 25 spots. They have several national championship titles under their belt as well as seven heisman trophies from six players (Archie Griffen won two). Their current head coach Jim Tressel plays a conservative style of football deemed Tressel-Ball by most. Their fans pride themselves on being absolutely loyal to their team and being obnoxious toward other teams. In recent years, their rivals the University of Michigan Wolverines haven't even posed a threat.
Person 1: I love The Ohio State University Buckeyes Football Program.

Person 2: Me Too.
by Sab720i November 16, 2010
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thand program

It's urdu mix english slang meaning "no worries" or "just chill".
For example, "tension nahi lenay ka" or "thand rakh tera kaam ho jaye ga" these both are examples of roman urdu.

English examples: "no tension now that i'm here", or "just relax your work will be done".

that's thand program!!!
by Ahmad Saher July 21, 2007
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Second-Hand Pornography

The noise and/or images experienced by unwilling persons while another person is watching or listening to pornographic material. This refers to only audio/video recordings and/or pictures, not the sights/sounds experienced from actual live sex acts.
Dude, you've got to get a girlfriend, all the second-hand porn is making me sick!
by Superstud July 20, 2005
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Kerbal Space Program

Kerbal Space Program is an alien torturing game made by Mexican-based company, Squad. You build phallic rockets and try to put them into space, failing miserably. The real rocket science component will make you more qualified for a job at NASA than actually going to school.
NASA boss: So what makes you qualified for the job?

You: I play Kerbal Space Program

NASA boss: Welcome to NASA!
by FrailFlunky99 November 10, 2020
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program

the way in which you go about picking up a girl
usually a program has a good wingman and a good angle
hey man lets go run a program on that broad
man i ran a sweet program tonight
by Alltheangles September 28, 2005
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program

by annonymous December 26, 2004
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Pennsylvania Pornographic Surprise

Conditions/preceding events:
A Male lives at home with his parents
He proceeds to lock himself in his room to watch porn
The porn is turned up to a high decibel
The parents then begin to wonder what the heck is happening in their son's bedroom
While masturbating to the loud porn the male does not hear the initial light tap on his door so he continues to enjoy the pleasures of youporn. The tapping increases to a banging at which point the male is at his vinegar strokes and can't stop to answer the door. The parents have been growing impatient and somehow unlock the door, barging in on the male with his pants down, in a culminating climax (pun intended) in which the shocked male screams and ejaculates on all parties involved. When finished all the ashamed male can think to say is a sheepish, "Surprise?!"
teenager: Man my parents are always making me do shit I don't want to do, I really want to get back at them.

teacher: Yea parents are like that. They only want whats best for you. Have you tried giving them the Pennsylvania Pornographic Surprise lately?
by RedDan69 February 28, 2011
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