You ain't got no pancake mix!

One day, a Christian extremist fundie lady made the mistake of preaching to a group of students, and threatening them with hell. One of the students had enough of her non-sense and decided to do something quite strange and unpredictable. He approached her and shouted "You ain't got no pancake mix!" and other variations of the phrase repeatedly. Every time she opened her mouth, he would interrupt her, similar to Kanye West.

The reason for him deciding to say that is unknown. One can assume that he simply chose the phrase at random. Whatever the reason for him saying it, he managed to upset the lady. Lulz ensued.

Fundie lady: Repent or you'll go to hell. Jesus cries when you fap. Blahblahblahblah...

Kid: You ain't got no pancake mix!

Fundie lady: In the Bib-....

Kid: THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!!!1

Fundie Lady: Stop shouti-...

Kid: YOU'RE DECEIVING THESE PEOPLE!!1 THERE AIN'T NO PANCAKE MIX IN THERE!!1

etc. etc...

by Mrs. Dr. Professor Fancypants June 25, 2010

Pink Pancakes

The act of pressing one's scrotum against a window, as practiced by pop star Mick Hucknall out of Simply Red.

Mick just served me a hot stack of pink pancakes.

by Dr. Chip Scrotum October 25, 2007

pancakes

Female breasts pressed against glass.

Eager to show the neighbor's her kink, Linda heaved herself against the living room window, inviting local man-syrup to be poured on her pancakes.

by Smithers-Holmes February 19, 2004

pancake vagina

when a womens vagina looks like a chocolate chip pancake with a pat of silky butter and a syrup smiley face.

damn when i was fucking shelly allen her pancake vagina was looking up at me smiling.

by lm fly August 12, 2009

banana pancakes

A song by Jack Johnson that really is talking about morning sex when you just want to laze around all day and sherk your responsibilities.

Last Sunday it rained all day and me and my wife made banana pancakes.

by ironpikachu March 8, 2009

pancaking

v. in comedy: when a stand-up comic starts strong and engages the crowd well but ends weakly and has lost the audience.
Term made popular by Mitch Hedberg.

"Pancakes are great when you start eating them, but by the time you get to the end your totally sick of them. That's why pancaking is a going to be a new comedy term, because some comics start off great. By the time their ending their act, though, you're sick of them. 'Hey, look at Mitch up there! He's totally pancaking!'"

by Obie August 23, 2006

truckstop pancakes

Term used to refer to a female that has very large nipples, larger than a pancake you would get at a truckstop.

Judy had nipples like truckstop pancakes.

by mrduck December 18, 2003