Bi-political

Feeling or realising that no matter which way you vote for you are fucked.

I really do not care who wins the election. I’m bi-political.

by DigitisingDave September 10, 2018

The Political Virus

Hearts of Iron 4: The Political Virus is a hypothetical HoI4 mod that would be set in 2020's and woule be about a scenario where Covid-19 utterly destroyed neoliberalism and leading the world to become fully insane and completely unrecognized as it is nowadays, where the North America got into a warlord era, Europe is struggling between several extremist and totalitarian governments, Russia is now RSFSR 2.0, PRC is a totalitarian atheist country and the world is completely unrecognized as it is nowadays.

You really want to play The Political Virus when it releases, and it's cool, me too.

by Dumugian December 1, 2021

PCJ a.k.a. Political Circle Jerk

PCJ meaning Political Circle Jerk is a term for use of describing an act of like minded individuals who are too sensitive to polar opinions, so they only engage in social interaction through a political circle jerk to get recognition by making stuff up with people who like mindedly and blindly believe in nonproven facts.

Oh Todd, is such a drag he only debates people who think like him.
Oh you mean his PCJ group.
PCJ?
PCJ a.k.a. Political Circle Jerk is where you only engage in deep conversations with like minded people to bolster your opinion

by Fifl February 17, 2021

Political whore

The kind of arsehole you find in your Modern Studies class who is purposely there to piss you off. The kind that argues just so his views seem superior, the kind that makes up figures just so he looks cool... even tho we know he's a douche bag.

Symptoms include:
Middle Class Syndrome
Ignorance
Arrogant
General Retardedness

Wow, K just told a whole load of bullshit figures, went off tangent and completely killed anyone who was interested in the Politics of Kenya (no one). What a Political Whore...

by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007

Political Correctness

The ultimate tool in Liberal fascist's war against freedom of speech.

Me: Dang that guys short.

PC person: You should use political correctness and say he's vertically challgend.

Me: Dude......shut up!

by squrillyboy October 17, 2009

politicked

being fed up with the current situation of government;

man, I'm so politicked I don't even know who I'm voting for!

by 11eleven October 18, 2008

Political Election

A seduction into power. A candidate promises all kinds of bullshit to increase their appeal and convince the blissfully ignorant to vote for them. Once in power they have everything they need and therefore don't have to give a damn about the masses anymore. as well as this all the bullshit they promised beforehand is revealed to be: bullshit, much to the dismay of voters. Strangely the majority doesn't seem to catch on about this, and this method has been utilised to the same effect ever since.

Political elections are bullshit. Next time you see the successor to the throne preaching about how much better your lives are going to be once they're in the power palace, get out there and hunt these traitors down, hang them for deceiving the public and take back the money they were taking off you to fund the austerity brigade, arms dealers, media circus, conformity agents and the domination state.

by Firelovesugar May 9, 2011