potato

Someone who isn't smart.

It's logical because potatoes aren't smart.

Michael: Jordan you are a potato.

Jordan: haha Michael you are funny!

by NIESMAN September 9, 2014

Potato

Also known as a spirit animal for many people.

My spirit animal is a potato and it is also a banana's spirit animal too.

by Do a barrel role May 26, 2017

Potato

A level of stupidness that goes beyond that of going completely retarded for a minute

Carlos just went potato he doesn't know what "ft" means in a song

by Theo47481 March 14, 2014

potatoing

when you throw potatos out of you car window at other cars and people not as good as egging tho

we went potatoing last nite

by gob shite May 23, 2005

POTATO

The. Best. Thing. That. Will. Ever. Happen. To. You. 😀

A POTATO IS AMAZING

by Omahgoigosh he. THICC October 13, 2019

Potato

THE BEST MOTHER FUCKING VEGETAL EVER, I MEAN GOD, LOOK AT ITS BEAUTY, YOU CANT COMPETE WITH THIS FUCKER, IT WILL DEMOLISH YOUR TASTE BUDS, SO WATCH OUT WHEN EATING THAT BADASS VEGTAL

Damn that potato is good!
Holy shit the potato destroyed my taste buds!
Potato...

by PotatoIsTheBest May 6, 2018

Potato

po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes

1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.

2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.

3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.

Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.

He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.

by saxonbojaxon September 15, 2016