couch poacher

the act of sitting with your legs spread and reaching over your groin and flipping your balls repeatedly

Dude! my mom almost caught me couch poaching the shit out of my balls.

bill down the street is such a couch poacher

by wtfmaaaaaaaaaan January 8, 2011

poacher

An elephant-killing bastard, ultimately brought to a bloody end by Dan the Nazi.

Dan the Nazi killed a poacher in our third comic strip about ourselves.

by Erik the Teary March 25, 2004

Poast

A post someone makes on social media to deliberately boast about something which has happened to them.

"Oh look, Emma's poasting about her holiday again"
"Don't worry, he's just being a poaster."

by Autumnzz May 29, 2014

poach

to borrow with no intent of returning usually a small insignificatn item such as a cig or small coin

can I poach a smoke?

by catchingsmoke May 20, 2010

Poaged

To be Poaged; to say what and have someone say who very quickly. This results in mass confusion and a feeling of pride.

Student: what?
Teacher: who?
Class: oh crap POAGED!!!

by Themasterofthepoage March 1, 2011

Poably

1. An adjective to describe a tea cup that is rounded just perfectly to fit into ones hands in a comfortable manner

2. An adjective to describe anything round or bubbly, particularly if it is cute

Jane took comfort in the poably tea cup as it warmed her hands

John spotted a rather poably baby seal splashing through the water

by Word Meister June 28, 2013

Poata

a very loving and cheerful dude who always will brighten your day and make you feel like you are the most important human in the world. always makes you happy. the sunshine to anyones dark day.

Wow, poata is so nice he make me realize not all men are shit.

by poata July 10, 2020