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Plastic Hassles

1960's hippie lingo for any social norm or ideal that they felt was a conformist notion designed to rob them of their free thought.
Dad: "Hey son, it's time you got a job and contributed to the household."

Hippie Son: "Don't wrap me up in your plastic hassles, work is just a construct of conformity!"
by x BILKO x September 12, 2016
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plastic fork

cheap, common eating utensil with long spikes for eating/killing with, you decide, usually comes in a pack
Cut my life into pizza, this is my plastic fork over baking, heavy breathing dont give a fuck it its carbs that im eating
by metal cheezbooger December 17, 2016
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plastic president

A unique specimen who supposedly calls him/herself president, when in fact the majority of their already limited knowledge comes from Google Searches and Cable news. They have no interest in "intelligence briefings". They have no knowledge of even there own party, and have no knowledge of their history or culture. They used this Party to get to power as it most suited at this time.

Instead of using party faithful for cabinet positions, a Plastic President will fill the halls of power will family, friends from the club and real life representations of DC comics Legion of Doom.

The Plastic President is also remote controlled. Using a repurposed wi remote a "foreign agent" can take control at any given time using the codeword "Please help me skin this bear Vladamir"

Also being plastic makes it easy to wipe pee off after a golden shower.
"MR Putin, The Plastic President in now online and awaiting you orders"

"Please hose down the Plastic President to avoid that longterm sticky feeling we have been getting after such activities "
by Trumper Dumper January 14, 2017
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Plastic pecker

Another term for the word strap on. This device is a dildo attached to a harness mostly utilized for lesbian sex.
Guy 1: I think imma ask monic If she wasn’t to slide tonight.
Guy 2: Nah dude Monica’s gay she was practically begging Debbie for the ol’ plastic pecker
by Datcuzzi September 8, 2020
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Plastic Fuck

Being defined- plastic fuck - when
by Sama-123 January 21, 2021
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plasticretainer

a very cool and very handsome tiktok cosplayer that all the ladies love.

also sleepysaeran’s bf in case you were wondering.
“have you seen plasticretainer’s new 707 cosplay? it looks really good!!”
by sleepysaeran June 17, 2021
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Plastic straws

They are super effective against turtles
Person 1: *Throws plastic straws at a turtle*
Turtle: *Dies*
by Bussin burrito with steel ass January 10, 2022
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