pissed as a parrot

highly intoxicated from the consumption of alcoholic beverages. derivative of "pissed", meaning "to be intoxicated".

australian in origin, as grain trucks driving along highways leave grain behind which falls in puddles and the water of the puddles become fermented after time. the parrots drink the water and get quite loose!

"he was as pissed as a parrot by the time the bartender cut him off"

"food tastes great if you're as pissed as a parrot

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

pissed out

drunk, wasted

Shit, man, I got so pissed out last night.

by Terrell Mateo August 29, 2003

Pissed ons

Pants that one continues to wear, day after day, despite repeated urination.

Less frequently, a derogatory phrase referring to Detroit's NBA team.

It was obvious to all at that he was wearing pissed ons.

by chiggley December 2, 2004

pissered

A common term for being a drunken savage, with the demeanor of a celtic sheep herder.

Look at Clyde, he drank a 60oz'er of Canadian Club, he's fuckin pissered.

by Daverino December 28, 2005

Pissed

off your head drunk, usually aussie, pommy or irish way of saying drunk

"Oh my god, billy chucked in my front yard last night!"

"Yeah, he was totally pissed."

by IzaBera April 6, 2009

smashin pissers

engaging in sexual intercourse, having sex, fucking, bumpin uglys

"yo Harley i was smashin pissers with this whore named landi last night, then my good buddy clint smashed that shit the next day"

by Cory aka Heater aka Heat February 16, 2008

pissed up

I heard this many times what I was in Australia:

Somewhat inebriated to very drunk

We went to the pub to shoot darts and in the process got pissed up.

by Panchoman Jr. October 29, 2006