dirty pipes

When you shart in the shower.

GF: what's the worst thing you've done in the shower!?
Me: one time I sharted, had the worst dirty pipes.

by Jghouls January 21, 2016

Fire Pides

Common Canadian slang referring to Xanax.

Guy 1: Hey man, could you spare me some fire pides?

Guy 2: Sure thing Gazzy boy.

by Ozeddie96 May 31, 2020

Lurking Piles

Hidden hemorrhoids that haven't dropped yet

Timmy's butthole was feeling quite itchy and aggravated when he woke up on Sunday. He turned to wife Sally and said "ugh I have Lurking Piles from all that pizza we ate this weekend; hoping those 'roids drop soon so I can get over it"

by Uncle Joosie November 30, 2020

Porky Pies

Noun. porky pie (plural porky pies) (Cockney rhyming slang, chiefly in the plural) Lie (false statement).

Jason: I met Santa-Satan
KASON: NO WAYYYY!!!
BlaySon: no u didn’t he die
Jason: oh
EveryOne: PORKY PIE PORKY PIEs DIE DIE DIE

by Α January 20, 2022

pines

1. a large units of marijuana, usually in reference to a large distribution of them.

He's hustling money moving pines.

by RedEye September 1, 2005

Union Pines

a high school full of hillbillies, lezzies, druggies, and corie,kristen, and chris.

"hey. i'm a lesbian who does drugs."
"do you go to Union Pines?"
"fuck yes."

by corayy February 19, 2009

peace pipes

Cominf from the native american's peace pipes, the word today means "to extend a hand of friendship" often to former rivals whom have fallen in your wake.

Let's smoke the peace pipes.


Shove your peace pipes up your ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004