Cleveland Pintuck

The act of hiding one's dick in a hurry, after oral sex in a car has just been interrupted by an authority figure such as cops, parents or teachers. Endless examples of hiding places.

Enjoying a blowjob in a parked car long after curfew, Matty was forced to do a Cleveland Pintuck, hiding his dick in Samantha's bra, thus preserving his dignity as the popo arrived at the scene and shined their lights in the car windows.

by imaHOEHOEinohio19 February 9, 2009

pintrest

A site where people get ideas that look good and fail making it.

"Mom, you got that those Mario cookies off Pintrest? You nailed it! That is freaking terrible!"

by IcyCoil March 26, 2014

pintweed

A greasy kid, with cold,clammy hands that has bad posture and beaks people.

That kid is a pintweed over there, thinking hes tough.

by OAAKKSSIIIEEE July 30, 2008

Half-pinter

Someone who is really nice deep down, but just doesn't make much of an effort as far as appearance or conversation goes.

Girl 1 "how was your date with Dave last night?"
Girl 2 "It was good, the meal was nice"
Girl 1 "Do you think you and Dave will get together?"
Girl 2 "I would but he's a bit of a half-pinter"

by YourFavouriteMistake February 22, 2009

PINterference

Standing too close to the person in front of you using an ATM.

I got some major PINterference from some douchebag behind me in line at the ATM today.

by BJMeyer December 3, 2010

pintobean2003 tribute

pinto bean... our beloved.. has died.. because of this dictionary.. R.I.P Pinto bean 2003-2020

Person 1: pintobean2003 tribute
Person 2: *crys*

by pintobean2003lover June 9, 2022

Night Pints

When good cunts go to a pub or bar for Pints at Night. Usually generates a large amount of laughter and the occasional deep conversation.

You up for Night Pints later?

What a laugh we had at Night Pints!

by nahs7426 August 17, 2016