"We care about the environment, and nobody else does!"
"Our target audience is so small that we don't even have to worry about alienating our customers with questionable advertising!"
"We don't care about profit. How else could we have become a billion-dollar business?"
"We use organic cotton and recycled materials in our sweaters! We're so original!"
As an avid hiker who lives in the same town as the original Patagonia HQ, that's their entire business for ya.
"Our target audience is so small that we don't even have to worry about alienating our customers with questionable advertising!"
"We don't care about profit. How else could we have become a billion-dollar business?"
"We use organic cotton and recycled materials in our sweaters! We're so original!"
As an avid hiker who lives in the same town as the original Patagonia HQ, that's their entire business for ya.
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by pourquoi901 April 25, 2024
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by Julcy June 2, 2024
Get the patank mug.The science of imaginary solutions, founded by French writer Alfred Jarry. Pataphysics studies what lies beyond metaphysics—the realm of exceptions, the laws governing exceptions, and the universe supplementary to this one. Where physics studies general laws (what happens most of the time), pataphysics studies the particular, the unique, the exception that proves no rule. It's the science of the clinamen, the swerve, the detail that doesn't fit. Pataphysics is serious and absurd simultaneously, a mock-discipline that reveals how all disciplines are partly mock, partly real, and entirely constructed.
"Physics explains why this apple fell. Pataphysics explains why this specific apple, at this exact moment, landed slightly left of where gravity predicted, and what that means for the apple's inner life. It's not nonsense—it's the science of the nonsense that makes sense of everything else."
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Person 1: Hey I think we should have a sneaky link and then I’ll sing you some songs.
Person 2: Eww no you are ugly and you can’t sing.
In this example person 1 is a pata guz.
Person 2: Eww no you are ugly and you can’t sing.
In this example person 1 is a pata guz.
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