Phlegmbolism

1. When normal breathing, phlegm, snot, or saliva is aspirated into the lungs causing violent coughing that can induce a stroke or death.

In my 20's I hardly ever choked. But now that I am 40, I can have a phlegmbolism sitting at the table or lying in bed.

by Sinister porpoise September 18, 2020

Plex

The best thing to ever happen to movie piracy.

"Wow, this your Plex library is huge! Where do you keep the DVDs?"
"What are DVDs?"

by CharmingMagician October 10, 2020

Phlegm Wad

A creepy middle aged man who refuses to follow COVID guidelines and always calls the female baristas or waitresses at his favorite places by name.

Don’t look now, but a total Phlegm Wad just walked into the Starbucks.

by Lady Gladriel October 10, 2020

plexeys

sexy ah mother fahcer hitting trickshots on god

eating plexeys dog

by dog eat November 1, 2020

phlegm

when maddi and martha laugh together uncontrollably:)

maddi: PANGSKEVEKSBDNNS BF BD *cough cough* its the phlegm 🙄

by stepintochrismaswithme November 11, 2020

Phlegm Face

Face full of phlegm/mucus/boogers.

Mia: Have you seen Georgie?
Uzi: Nah mate she’s got phlegm face!
Mia: Aww hope she gets better...

by Lil Uzi Koli January 31, 2021

Plex Flex

Short for Complex. A plex flex is when someone’s complex is triggered. Not to be confused with ego.

He was ‘outside the bounds’ of the church because he plex flexed.

by Herbonics February 18, 2021