A Peter

Someone who is a pathological, compulsive liar that likes to make shit up like shooting people's kneecaps off and smuggling drugs during the weekends. Whereas in reality, he's just a bald, choir boy who is insecure, probably because he has a strict mom.

Person A: I was talking to Peter last night saying he's gonna smuggle some drugs to Poland...
Person B: That such a Peter thing to say...
Person A: Yeah, that's before his mom told him to get off the computer...

by tooHott June 9, 2019

A Peter

A 10 yearold reatrd who keeps busy by getting owned in football and eating lead. Term is usually used when someone is a dumbass

Jordan Hey what did you get on the science test?

PatR I got a 36

Jordan Wow way to pull A Peter

by scrubnigger December 7, 2010

Peter Packing Peter Gazer

A man who tries to have sex with other men in the urinals of public bathrooms

Lawrie: I was in the toilet and this man started smiling at me after he gazed at my pipe
Professor V: Watch out because he is a Peter Packing Peter Gazer, a dude who loves ramming other dudes after looking at their spears
Lawrie: Let's get the hell out of this area please
Professor V: Yeah, there are too many Gazing Packers out there

by BirkbeckPHDUM October 15, 2018

peter

usually a douche bag who plays games on his phone non stop and chucks hissy fits when it is taken away

maddi : peter, peter, peter.
peter: shut i'm about to die

by lolfuckyoucocksuckingbitch May 30, 2018

peter

peter is a piece of shit. no one likes him, not even his own dog. not even you. you hate peter.

i hate peter.

by peterbongwater July 8, 2019

peter

prick

peter is a prick

by peter4o94 June 30, 2019

peter peter pussy eater

Male genitalia that devours vagina.

He used his pussy eater all night long.

by Christine February 13, 2004