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Paroot

A very big fat dumb bird. Some people can be paroots. (Paroots are mythical creatures that do not exist in the wild, so don't expect to see them).
This amogus character is a paroot!
by Anongus March 1, 2022
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Performative racism

When you pretend to be racist or conservative for attention or social gain.
Hot southern chick: Man them dang darned blacks be stealing and killing us whites

Ron:Uh yeah blacks they are mean, my buddy Chris got his confederate flag savagely yanked out of his hand by an African American Blm protester while playing fuck da police and slapping a disabled white veteran with his other hand.

Hot southern chick: omg your so brave *hugs him* and gives her number to him.

Ron: I don’t even care about black people but ya totally worth it!Performative Racism is neat try it sometime!
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
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Period ah / period uh

A rapper named @brittbarbie3 on tiktok came up with the phrase “Period Ahh! Period Uhh!” Her song is currently #5 on the billboard charts!
Person 1: hey have you ever listened to britbarbie before?

Person 2: Period ah / period uh

Example 2:

Person 1: Period ah! My bag look so good right and period Uh! Your bag look so bad right now..

Person 2: What?
by psppspsspps677 September 17, 2022
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proven performer

A woman who, by virtue of having a baby with her, or is undeniably pregnant, has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that she is not a virgin. She has put out. At least once.
James: How bout that girl over there?

Greg: Naw, man, she's pushing a stroller.

James: C'mon! That just means she's a proven performer!
by Bructus January 21, 2011
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erectile performance

{n.} The degree to which a male possesses the capacity for raising a flaccid, favorite organ to an upright or distended positon (e.g., a man's "sleeping" penis or -- as is the case with a male sage grouse or frigatebird -- an uninflated gular sac).
EXAMPLE:

' A unique physical feature of male great frigate birds was also bound to attract the attention of immature human males concerned with erectile performances of their own sex organs. Each male great frigate bird at mating time tried to attract the attention of females by inflating a bright red balloon at the base of his throat. At mating time, a typical rookery when viewed from the air resembled an enormous party for human children, at which every child had received a red balloon. The {Galápagos} island would in fact be paved with male great frigate birds with their heads tilted back, their qualifications as husbands inflated by their lungs to the bursting point—while, overhead, the females wheeled.

' One by one the females would drop from the sky, having chosen this or that red balloon.

" After Mary Hepburn showed her film about the great frigate birds, some student, . . . almost invariably a male, was sure to ask, sometimes clinically, sometimes as a comedian, sometimes bitterly, hating and fearing women: "Do the females always try to pick the biggest ones?"

' So Mary was ready with a reply: "To answer that, we would have to interview female great frigate birds, and no one has done that yet, so far as I know. Some people have devoted their lives to studying them, though, and it is their opinion that the females are in fact choosing the red balloons which mark the best nesting sites. " '

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1985 novel "Galápagos" -- Ch. 20 (p. 114).
by Dinkum August 25, 2013
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Paranoid period

When a girl thinks she has started her period so keeps checking, but hasn't actually.
by Ellie b May 10, 2014
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1st period

Where you are completley dead since it is 7am and it is usually your hardest class of the day
by riceballlover October 28, 2017
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