Pardon my American

Something you say after swearing in polite company. A step up from "pardon my French."

This doctoral program is a complete cluster fuck, pardon my American.
Yes, your majesty, this realm of yours is filled with cuntadactyls and pig fuckers, pardon my American.

by bob beeflips January 22, 2018

pedocock

Pedocock...I have one in my hand right now. It refers to sexually offensive, predatory dickmeat.

Mine is with me everywhere I go: public restrooms, sports parks, playgrounds, church, swimming pools, cruising schools at recess, kid's daycare, the delivery room...

I'm fixin to squeeze my fat pedocock inside your son's...bathroom. I'm just jerking it off behind a locked door. No worries. For now.

by SexuallyOffensive May 18, 2018

pedobearaphilia

Adj. The label someone is given if they get aroused by cartoon bears, such as Winnie the Pooh.

"I told my therapist that I wanted to fuck my kid's teddybear, and he said I had pedobearaphilia"

by -Temperant June 4, 2018

Pedocure

When a pedo uses pedicures to disguise their harassment.

Roger lost his licence and got shut down for having an illegitemote business for giving pedocures.

by Crediblesea August 10, 2018

Paerdon euwwww

In dedication of Caroline, the one and only love of my life, Paerdon Euwwww is a term to get someone to repeat something after they have mumbled or said something quite remarkingly retarded

Molly: Shane Dawson slept with his cat

Sorcha: Paerdon Euwwww

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

peadostar123

this is the name of a youtuber named vik and

his know for touching kids

i think viktor is turning into peadostar123

by jj is the best black youtuber April 14, 2019

Pedo feet

Where your toes look like a bald pedofile

Wow you got some weird pedo feet

by Pedofeet101 October 15, 2019