bloom percent

absolute goat at mw3 unsetup huge virgin

“omg clyde reminds me of bloom percent.”

by p3rcnt July 4, 2018

"Desert Gold" percent chance

An alternate way of saying "0% chance" or "completely impossible". Coined after the imfamous "Desert Gold" vehicle skin scandal in EA's 'Battlefield 1', where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.

Ken: Hey, what are the chances I'll get laid tonight?

Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.

by According to all known laws of January 2, 2017

perceive

become aware or conscious of (something); come to realize or understand.
past tense- perceived

Handy Manny: 'i am depressed.'
Cheyenne: 'why?'
Handy Manny: 'bradley called me ugly.'
Cheyenne: ' lol his boobs are bigger than mine'
Handy Manny: 'well you should prove it and send me a picture'
Cheyenne: ' did you seriously just ask me for nudes'
Handy Manny: ' well.... only if you perceive it that was....;)'

by Ciana☭ January 21, 2020

Perching

The act of using more effort to place a piece of trash on top of an already filled garbage can instead of emptying it.

I was in a hurry so I ended up perching my empty box of pop tarts on the top of the garbage can.

by Hoodrat & Gunshow March 21, 2011

twenty percenter

The 20% of Americans who still approve of Bush's job performance.

Hey, I bet that Moran guy is a twenty percenter!

by The other eighty percent October 16, 2008

10 percent rule

A rule for driving and for dating. In terms of driving, you shouldn't go more than 10% above the speed limit. Dating, don't date someone 10% younger than you.

1. The cop didn't pull me over cause I was only doing 55 in a 50.

2. He's 20, she's 18. It works cause of the 10 percent rule.

by Slaynerdsallday October 21, 2012

Percalator

A person who stirs up shit and drama and then leaves.

Mikey percalates his mess onto Snooki daily. he is a real percalator.

by smash760 February 3, 2012