pedo pellet 

Weathers originals, often carried about by lonely pensioners to swipe unsuspecting children with the delicious confectionery.

The old man stocked up on pedo pellets for his walk through the park.

pedo pellet by Big jock December 19, 2023

Pedo Density 

The percentage of people in a certain area (often every sqkm) that are attracted to kids (pedophiles).

England has a MASSIVE pedo density, maybe we shouldn't let our kids go out alone in case they get fucked.

Pedo Density by FirstLastName February 20, 2024

Pedo Stache 

As the name implies, the phrase Pedo Stache, short for 'Pedophile" Mustache, is a small, patchy "mustache" that makes it's owner look like a Pedophile.

Johnny Anderson: "Logan Bagby and Ty Covey both have pedo staches!"

Pedo Stache by R0ZES May 15, 2024

Pedo Stache 

A pedo stache is a small thin “mustache” that make any man measurably less attractive.

Johnny: “Yo, did you see Ty’s gay little pedo stache?”
Logan: “Yeah, I might fuck around a get one, myself!”

Pedo Stache by R0ZES May 19, 2024

Pedo-Gooning 

Scrolling throught the comments section on a child instagram reel.

I was caught Pedo-gooning behind the school sheds.

Pedo-Gooning by AdolfJizzler June 2, 2024

Pedo-Gooning 

The act of scrolling through a childs instagram comments section.

I was caught Pedo-Gooning behind the sheds at school today.

Pedo-Gooning by AdolfJizzler June 28, 2024

Pedo Twoman 

When two guys go on a date/hangout with girls 1 year or more younger than them.

Yo Bob did you hear that Jack and Grant went on a Pedo Twoman with two Freshman? They are whole ass Seniors!!!

Pedo Twoman by Edgegoonmilk July 28, 2024