peter 

A unit of measure invented by Type O Negative fans. One peter equals exactly two meters, which is almost the exact height of Type O's leader Peter Steele, who unfortunately died too soon.

The height of our Christmas tree is about a peter tall. If you look outside, you'll see the moon, located nearly 200 million peters away from Earth.

peter by cosmic user December 9, 2019

Peter 

Peter is a boy who is hella cute. All you want is him and everything he has. He has dirty blonde hair and a smile that lights up the world. Every girl falls in love with him, but he keeps his heart set on one girl. No matter how he's feeling he's always laughing over nothing. If you have a friend Peter, he's a keeper🥰

Peter laughed as he talked to the girl he'd been crushing on for years❤️

Peter by peter retep December 27, 2019

Peter 

Griffin

"Wake up, Family Guy Funny Moments #27 is out. Peter makes a panini this time"

Peter by 🅿️3️⃣Ⓜ️❗️5️⃣ March 19, 2020

Peter 

A extremely annoying person who cant stop being a bitch. Every peter is retarted. Usually are homosexual and think there funny but not

Adam: Look at that little bitch who thinks he's funny over there

Jake: I know he is such a peter

Peter by Obama's Last name May 7, 2020

Peter 

Male equivalent to a Karen. He is white, entitled, and gets angry at management dismissing his wife Karen. Peter can be seen wearing cargo shorts and Dad bod. Peter at time has facial hair to distract from his receding hair line or double chins. Plus he peaked as an athlete in high school, and still thinks that is relevant. He is an expert on everything, and gets loud when not getting his way. Sometimes you will see a "Pack of Peter's" at a sports bar, wearing Ray Ban sunglasses or carrying Karen's purse.

Wow, Karen brought her back up Peter. Now they are both demanding the manager.

Peter by Jewelredcoat May 25, 2020

peter 

will pretend to be your friend then go down on you then leave like my pair of socks

ali: Peter blocked all of us and ran away

james: he disappeared?

ali: yeah like my pair of socks

peter by pooooopopopoooppooppppoppo June 19, 2020

Peter 

English Slang for large phallus. French slang for a fart.

A person named Peter has a huge dong. As a result of knowing that they have a King Kong dong they walk around with a confidence that everyone envies. Women want him, men want to be him or kill him.

Peter’s are attracted to Sonya’s. There is a weird undeniable chemistry, but watch out! Sonya’s are fiesty and hard to read. If a Sonya happens to be a Latina, never ever allow them to date. They have a poison that can at worst, kill a Peter, and at best cause their penis to fall off.

Whenever in the company if a Peter, worship him and feel lucky to be in his orbit.

Did you Peter on Peter’s Peter?

Peter by Sonyaspoison July 31, 2020