patrol

Scouting the area for potential persons of the opposite sex... looking to engage in some for of sexual activity.

Guy1: Yo... where all the girls at?
Guy2: Hit you back when im done patrolin'

by Blazen Hazen July 17, 2006

pussay patrol

Paddy and Luke's well known fanny fucking gang that will fuck any beaure that moves. There penis' are big as whales and can knock down an aeroplane with a cum shot.

The pussay patrol gave it to me up the ass

by Fanny Lick December 18, 2011

dawn patrol

to get up early in the morning to get a head start (early members of the air force would do so to survey enemy positions)

I Don't want to go on dawn patrol this time.

by The Return of Light Joker March 26, 2010

ass hole patrol

a derogative name for the police.

The ass hole patrol stoped me for speeding last night while I was taking my mother to the hospital after she had a heart attack.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 8, 2009

cyber patrol

Internet filtering software that prevents the prurient minded from visiting donkey rape and warez sites on pcs that they don't own.

O noes cyber patrol!! now i cant go to my fave violent buttsecks sites on this public library pc :(

by Lucifer Cockfun August 18, 2006

patrolling the high seas

This is a simple and fun activity done by inebriated or high people to pass time. It involves anything from making memes to understanding deep philosophical questions in life this is used in lieu of driving or putting people in danger. Some of these activities include: crying, trying to make a full-sized pizza in your microwave, mambo italiano, turning down the volume to see better, sitting at your door waiting for the pizza man to deliver a new pizza, freestyle rapping, finding a mouse and making a new friend, trying to find that ONE cd, theorizing the flat earth, watching the wizard of oz with Pink Floyd on, crying again because you dropped your new pizza, and donating a large amount of money to a charity then thinking tater that someone stole your credit card but then end up just taking money away from kids with AIDS.

Tim: Hey Jeff , what were ou doing last night
Jeff: you know just patrolling the high seas.
Tim: what the fuck we live in Iowa

Jeff: you wouldn’t understand
Tim: your being an asshole
Jeff: You’re
Tim: what
Jeff: got em’

by Liam o the meme dude January 11, 2018

Patroller

Cop car

The cops waited in the patroller.

by Steveno123455677 November 11, 2021