Tea Party Patriots

A small group of trashy, uneducated, hypocrites who wave signs in protest of things they do not understand. A lot of these people will believe anything you tell them about the government as long as it has to do with taxes and conspiracies. They are constantly concerned that people are coming to take their guns and cite their own made up facts to convince you of it. Fueled by racism, this group did not exist prior to the election of our first African American President. These people share many similar traits to your common Wal*Mart white trash yet have the uncanny drive to create sharpie signs with words on them they will never understand. Their cultural icons are Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and Sarah Palin. While most of these toothless rejects don't possess the mental capacity to blink while walking without falling down, at some point they've been made to feel that their ignorant bigoted opinions are worth something more than the welfare checks they receive monthly. Which has led to many comical protests that resemble a trailer park circus. They are not to be taken seriously considering there are currently no professional wrestlers currently considering a Presidential bid. If you do come in physical contact with a Tea Party Patriot be sure to wash the affected area immediately. Lice and stench are the two most common symptoms people report after coming in contact with these brainless, white trash, morons.

Small Child : Mommy, what is that toothless thing over there waving that sign and screaming about hating n*ggers and Mexicans and loving his gun?

Mother : That is a product of economic plight in this country, my dear. You see, it never received a proper education so it was forced to move into a trailer and become one of the Tea Party Patriots.

Tea Party Patriots by TscrwsCnty December 19, 2009

Patriotic Cancer 

The act of being so American that you piss red, white, and blue.

I went to the doctor after finding out the color of my piss wasn't normal, in fact, it was red white and blue. The doctor insisted it was pancreatic cancer, but in 'Murica, we call that patriotic cancer. Caw caw mother fucker

Patriotic Cancer by k_brhodes July 6, 2014

Patriofag 

1. A person with extreme views of glorifying his/her own and demeaning other nations.

2. A person claiming superiority over others for the nation s/he originates from.

Patriofags: We are awesome JUST because we are from X!

Regular Person: Oh no... Not these Patriofags again...

Patriofag by lyfnNightVision January 22, 2013

patriotism 

bleeding- or dying to defend our GOD GIVEN RIGHTS of free expression, freedom to worship GOD, freedom to own property, freedom from government meddling, freedom to life from conception to natural death, freedom to remain silent when accused, freedom of innocence until proven otherwise, freedom of association, freedom of DISassociation

patriotism is the willingness to give of one's self completely for others to experience the awesomeness of America under God

patriotism by IBleedForCountry July 31, 2011

Patriotard 

An American who is easily manipulated by appeals to superficial pro-American sentiment. Is often a jingoist and rarely if ever opposes any US military action; dismisses all who oppose such military action as liberals or Un-American.

Typically rejects out of hand any criticism of his country's foreign policy, no matter how justified, unless the criticism is that America isn't being 'tough' enough in some way. Confuses support for the people and/or the founding values of his country with support for his country's government, especially if his political party of choice (almost always the Republican Party) is in power.

Uncritically swallows propaganda and slogans representing the above mindset - for example: America is 'Hated For Our Freedoms' and the troops are 'Fighting For Our Freedoms'.

Tends to place far greater importance on the trappings of patriotism (American flags, etc.) than on protecting the Constitution or upholding America's founding values.

Worships the US military. Often a Fox News fan.

"My country, right or wrong"

A patriotard says "yes!" whenever the state does some act of senseless barbarism abroad. A liberal is somone who says "yes!" when the state does some act of senseless barbarism at home.

Patriotard by frubble March 23, 2011

patriotic 

Used to describe a conservative American incaple of thinking critically. These people consider it a compliment for some reason.

Bubba is very patriotic, which is good because it leaves more room in his skull for his uncle's whammy to fit.

patriotic by nomorebushpleasegodnomorebush December 12, 2003

Patriotica 

Patriotica n. a portmanteu of Patriot and Erotica. The raging red white and blue boner you get after hearing the national anthem before a baseball game, watching F-22 Talons fly over, seeing Arlington National Cemetary, shooting fireworks on Independence Day, or seeing a soldier return to his family. This boner is bigger than any one you could get even after railing a line of Viagra while watching Kate Upton dance in a bikini. (sorry ladies but you just don't compare to good old 'MURICA) Every red blooded American who has experienced this physiological phenomenon knows that America really is the big swinging dick of the world. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Antonyms include: Obamania, Libtard, Occupy Wall Street.

Synonyms include: Team America, Winning

Guy one: man I swear, watching President Reagan's Speeches on Youtube has been like porn to me lately.

Guy two: that is some hardcore Patriotica! there's no shame in popping a good old fashioned American woody after watching that! check out his 1964 speech to the RNC!

Guy one: *Splooge*

Liberal: I suck at life so I'm gonna go protest people on Wall Street who actually made something of their lives and became successful.

Patriotica by dugard November 4, 2012