Lifesize Partner

A partner, lover, and or someone who is of similar size that as a result matches and fits important aspects of your own life. Examples include but are not limited to - equal measurement cuddling, sharing clothes, being able to enjoy the same outdoor activities with ease, living in a similar size space such as a van, tent or home with the same positives and negatives

"Even our toes cuddle making him the perfect lifesize partner!" "I cannot wear heels when we go out because I am taller than him making him a not so great lifesize partner." " I am so glad Enrique is my size because going spelunking with my ex would have been miserable because he was so tall and would end up complaining all the time"

by RicoVino November 13, 2019

Illy partner

The person that's there for you when you get sick for cuddles and food.

My illy partner

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 13, 2020

platonic partner

Someone you’re dating, but not in a romantic way. You’re like best friends with benefits, but better. If you don’t put /p after a so called “romantic” remark, you’re fucked.

Guy 1: dude, you’re the best platonic partner I ever had, ily bro /p
Guy 2: same bro ily too /p

by yourdrinksmellslikepiss February 17, 2021

mini panther

another way to say "black cat" or "black kitten."

dont commit murder, just hang out with your mini panther

by the cooler penguin27 November 16, 2021

Supplementation Partner

A sexual partner outside of your primary relationship in which the partner "supplements" what your main relationship is lacking in. The term is used as a less crass version of "fuck buddies" or "friends with benefits."

"My husband won't go down on me, but my supplementation partner sure does."

by CoffeeNapRepeat April 15, 2022

system partner

A system partner is when someone dates a system, and the systems alters can only date that specific person. Other systems can be system partners but also singlets

"___ is my system partner, not all of us date them but we don't date anyone else!"
"Cool but i'm still locked in your basement"

by anonymous November 26, 2022

man-aging partner

A shrewish, nagging spouse who thereby takes at least two years off of one's life for each year of marriage.

"Sorry, guys, I can't make the game -- the man-aging partner has me on garage cleanout duty, eff me."

by FitofPeak August 25, 2012