parameter

A unit of legnth that didn't quite make it as an SI unit of measurement. It is however based on the SI unit of legnth, the meter, it is just not quite big enough to pass a meter in the real world.

The parameters of this situation aren't quite a meter. (This makes more sense if you are stoned)

by Habib de Beer February 14, 2006

paracets

A street term for Paracetamols. Also known as 'cets'.

Me and Jamie were buzzin' on paracets yesterday.

by Peter123456789 November 4, 2005

paraneum

Common misspelling of 'perineum', the part of the body between the anus and genitals, aka the pelvic floor. This term is commonly used in discussions about anatomy, yoga, tantra and Kegel exercise.

People with poor web searching skills may spell 'perineum' as 'paraneum'. Complete ignoramuses may also attribute the word solely to the female anatomy.

by original_MikZ April 23, 2011

Soft Parade

A soft parade is a very slow blow job, typically including enthusiastic encouragement.

I hope there's a Santa Claus at the end of this soft parade.

by Apocellipse August 23, 2014

Parapooper

After plowing a highly intoxicated fine young broad/strapping studdly stallion and they're completely blacked out in your bed asleep and you shove the blankets in their anal crevise and when they wake from their midnight slumber there is a brown covered parachute hanging from their ass.

Steve, Ken, Alex, and David, parapooper

by AlboKenDavid October 23, 2010

Paraphenaliast

An enthusiast or specialist with the invention of devices most efficient for the consumption and enjoyment of one's poison of choice. Also known as a person who invents and creates tools to use for your drug of choice.

They are called Paraphenaliasts.

by sexy_mica January 26, 2011

ParaDew

A meme streamer who makes the same jokes everyday

Person 1: "Hey ParaDew" is live! Person 2: "HOOO LEEE I can't wait to sayJoel!"

by CEO of ParaCells November 24, 2022