paddy wacking

Bill Clinton having sex with a secretary. Or just sex in general

I love paddy wacking

by Annihilator August 18, 2018

Paddy

English slang name for an Irishman.

Paddys eat alot of potatoes.

by Da Beast March 24, 2003

Paddy

a bald willy wonka

That guy is such a paddy

by SUCCULENT HAIRY BALLS September 30, 2019

paddle

noun: instrument used to administer a paddling to your misbehaving bitch woman when she does not treat her man propery. Generally wood, plastic or leather. A proper paddle should be long enough to reach across both buttocks, and be wide and heavy enough to be clearly heard in the next room even with the door closed.

verb: Process of administering a paddling to a wench who has gotten away with far too much for far too long. The paddling should occur on bare buttocks to have greatest effect and should not stop until said buttocks are quite red (NOT pink!) and hot all over. When the woman starts begging you to stop figure you are about 1/3 done. If the woman does not try to rub the sting away when you are done you have failed to paddle correctly.

Man, I heard your brother-in-law really paddle his wife last night in the guest room. What a wonderful idea, maybe I can borrow his paddle for tonight. You have not been behaving like a proper wife at all!

Woman, due to your inability to keep on budget we are going to adopt a new household rule. You are going to work out each dollar overspent at the business end of a paddle, at a rate of 10 swats per dollar.

by fessee May 25, 2007

paddywhack

(v.) The act of being non-fatally hit by a drunk driver on St. Patrick's Day.

Jaywalking in front of the Blarney Stone Pub, I was paddywhacked by an oncoming car.

by Dylan ---DaShizz--- March 17, 2009

Paddy

British slang for an Irish person.

That mad paddy.

by alrightmate420 April 22, 2018

have a paddy

Yorkshire saying - mean to get annoyed and possibly have a tantrum

Jill said "dont have a paddy" when John broke the washing machine

by sb000 September 4, 2009